What I Meant To Say


I gave the kids their breakfast and I notice Heaven playin w/ her cereal.

I said " Jus eat your food Heaven"

What I meant to say was " Little girl you better not be pickin the marshmallows out of it again and just drinking the milk. If I wanted you to just eat marshmallows for breakfast that's what I'd give ya now eat your damn cereal!!!"

Number 2

While getting ready to leave for work the Hubby see's the garbage is full. Instead of taking it out on his way out the door he says " when you take out the trash can you put it outside the door so Ben-e doesn't eat thru the bag?"

I said " I guess so"

What I meant to say was " you see that shits full and your walkin out the door, how bout YOU put it outside."

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