I gave the kids their breakfast and I notice Heaven playin w/ her cereal.
I said " Jus eat your food Heaven"
What I meant to say was " Little girl you better not be pickin the marshmallows out of it again and just drinking the milk. If I wanted you to just eat marshmallows for breakfast that's what I'd give ya now eat your damn cereal!!!"
While getting ready to leave for work the Hubby see's the garbage is full. Instead of taking it out on his way out the door he says " when
I said " I guess so"
What I meant to say was " you see that shits full and your walkin out the door, how bout YOU put it outside."
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